Tequila & Red Bull

Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

hypersaurusrex:

evijgunz:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

😂😭👏

HAVE YOU HEARD OF LOCKING THE FUCKING DOOR

christiannaturist:

Not sure what the background on this picture is, but I like it! It shows the divide between those that are unconcerned with social norms regarding clothing and the reaction of other people at seeing a nude body. In my mind, if the world was less hostile towards their own skin, the lady on the right would be less shocked and perhaps just mildly amused.

christiannaturist:

Not sure what the background on this picture is, but I like it! It shows the divide between those that are unconcerned with social norms regarding clothing and the reaction of other people at seeing a nude body. In my mind, if the world was less hostile towards their own skin, the lady on the right would be less shocked and perhaps just mildly amused.

embarrassedboys:

nudelifestyle:

working in the nude - club disc jockey

This embarrassed boy has volunteered to keep the party atmosphere jumping while my guests party the night away - you might go as far as to call him my House boy - I think he’s hoping that by getting in my good graces his chastity device can be unlocked a week early, but he’ll be spinning those decks for a long old time before I let that happen…

embarrassedboys:

nudelifestyle:

working in the nude - club disc jockey

This embarrassed boy has volunteered to keep the party atmosphere jumping while my guests party the night away - you might go as far as to call him my House boy - I think he’s hoping that by getting in my good graces his chastity device can be unlocked a week early, but he’ll be spinning those decks for a long old time before I let that happen…

streetwise2:

Kat decides to eat her freshly delivered pizza while totally naked. It is a decision she will soon regret.

(Source: thenakedgirlnextdoor)