Tequila & Red Bull

Because Vodka & Red Bull is for amateurs.
Persons under 21 should not consume Tequila & Red Bull.
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t-d-possum:

“The Kira Nerys Show, starring Kira Nerys”.

Because one time Sophiagratia said that Kira should have had her own 60s sitcom. 

(With special thanks to Llin!)

trekgate:

Ode to Spot - Data

“Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.”